STRAIGHT                     ANSWERS



TO BURNING QUESTIONS
Guaranteed. Sort of.
"Hey, I'm just as happy as if I were normal."




 Is your lifestyle boat taking on water?
GET HELP > < JUST ASK

What's your problem?
Powerful answers almost as good as a therapist.
Compared to Kim...
I feel stupid.
 
By this Friday...
I need money.
 
  Except for breathing...
I don't have a plan.
 
  When I show up...
My job sucks.
 
  Aliens told me...
I need to heal.
 
 
  Without my Bic pen...
I feel sick and tired.
 
 
  When I drink acid...
I always get scared.
 
 
  Thanks to my uncle...
I hate/love MLM.
 
 
 
Like Grandma used to make
 Less fattening. More profitable.








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